A world record
Finished the Private Eye crossword for the first time in 40 years. Obviously it's not the same since Tom Driberg died, but still.
And another thing. I see a "senior Downing Street aide" was moaning at the weekend that the police initially said the bribery & corruption investigation would be over by the autumn and then by Xmas and it keeps slipping.
Well, Mr/Ms Downing Street aide, doubtless the investigation would have progressed more quickly had it not been for people like you perverting the course of justice.